It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Randomize
