Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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