Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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