is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
