Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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