Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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