jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself