the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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