sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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