you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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