If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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