Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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