I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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