the day after is always just damage control
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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