Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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