Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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