I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Randomize
