I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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