i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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