We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.