So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.