Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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