a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have post one night stand depression
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