Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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