Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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