he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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