I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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