it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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