I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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