I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
God, I missed his penis.
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