Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth

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(248): View more from Michigan

Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(503): View more from Oregon

some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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(845): View more from New York

Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.

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(406): View more from Montana

She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that

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(727): View more from Florida

Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?

(813): View more from Florida

Heaven. . It would look like heaven

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.

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