she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.