I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.