Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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