my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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