Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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