My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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