Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Rumble strips road head = magical
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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