I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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