god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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