I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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