HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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