no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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