I'm really into asian looking animals
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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