My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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