this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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