how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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