Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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