Farmville is her only friend.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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