New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"