this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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