I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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