She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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