i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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