Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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