Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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