just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The air taste purple.
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