I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Randomize
