ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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