Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Randomize
