No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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