Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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